can i cook some alka seltzer using tomato extract and assorted chainsaw parts?
my stomach is upset, on account of the fact that my hat has been stolen by elks.
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Yes and add a little Psuedoephedrine, Iodine crystals , Red Phosphorus….. heat with Colemans Fuel
Muriatic Acid (HCl
Acetone
Methanol—dont recomend it. use denatured alcohol instead. in a Tubing & PVC connectors in a
Flask with
Red Devil Lye and check with
PH strips You will forget all about your stomach and hats
and you will do all your housework, taxes, mow the lawn, laundry, paint the house, and do all your neghbors yardwork.
And I like to color with purple crayons….outside the lines.
maybe some table saw parts insted of chain saw parts… those might go down better.
Works for me every time.
this sounds like a Martha Stewart recipe…
Just go get an elk hat. Perhaps the feeling of revenge will soothe your stomach.
There are two ways that you can go about this. The first is similar to your recipe using tomato extract and chainsaw parts. But instead of using Alka Seltzer, you must shred autographed publicity photos of Hoagy Carmichael into the mixture and mime the Macarena.
The second, much more effective method, is to ingest three gallons of high-test airplane glue. Following the glue treatment, you’ll want to snort six ounces of yak hair and recite the Encyclopedia Britannica while standing on your head.
I hope you feel better soon.
Throw in some pseudo ephedrine and you are running a meth lab. You should hang out at the Moose Club. They only steal wallets there.
Don’t worry. I’ll take caribou.
Yes, and plz eat the whole pot ‘til you feel better ‘cause I heard that stomach disease is contagious!
Depends, are you using Black & Decker or Husqvarna chainsaw parts?