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	<title>Comments on: If, in the next moment, you see a chainsaw cutting through your front door, what is the best thing to do?</title>
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		<title>By: Cessna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cessna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Open up two beers. Dad must be home!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Open up two beers. Dad must be home!</p>
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		<title>By: Marky S</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marky S</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whip out my glock and blast the door</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whip out my glock and blast the door</p>
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		<title>By: Maryn Bittner</title>
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		<dc:creator>Maryn Bittner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In my case, slip out the back and drive away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In my case, slip out the back and drive away.</p>
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		<title>By: Isabelia *me*</title>
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		<dc:creator>Isabelia *me*</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Run and never look back</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Run and never look back</p>
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		<title>By: Tom B</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tom B</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Run Like Hell</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Run Like Hell</p>
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		<title>By: Nickolleツ</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nickolleツ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>go get the shotgun:)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>go get the shotgun:)</p>
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		<title>By: Cheer Momma Kris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cheer Momma Kris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>pray or be thankful if they are getting me out of a burning house</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pray or be thankful if they are getting me out of a burning house</p>
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		<title>By: New York Diva Part II</title>
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		<dc:creator>New York Diva Part II</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>throw an unliked relative in front of me and then run out the back</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>throw an unliked relative in front of me and then run out the back</p>
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		<title>By: B G</title>
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		<dc:creator>B G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Put a new door on the top of the &quot;things I need from home depot&quot; list</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Put a new door on the top of the &quot;things I need from home depot&quot; list</p>
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		<title>By: ziggyman</title>
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		<dc:creator>ziggyman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>fire both barrels of my shotgun and see how fast i can reload</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fire both barrels of my shotgun and see how fast i can reload</p>
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