Comments on: Where can I learn to juggle chainsaws? http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:24:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: bunjibear777 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-776 bunjibear777 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-776 In one day? Ambitious of you. That takes balls. Which would certainly be safer than chainsaws, but admittedly, not as impressive. Have you considered a happy medium? Perhaps poison-tipped lawn darts? If you insist on sticking with the chainsaw thing, I'd suggest "Stumpy's Juggling Academy (and croissants)" in Topeka, Kansas. Stumpy can't really teach by example, or even demonstrate, being armless as well as "ambulatorily challenged". However, he can see pretty well, as long as you're within about three feet of him, and he's an absolute whiz at talking you through the process. Oh, and the croissants are excellent. One tip....when he offers you the insurance after you've filled out your next-of-kin information......TAKE IT. In one day?

Ambitious of you. That takes balls.

Which would certainly be safer than chainsaws, but admittedly, not as impressive.

Have you considered a happy medium? Perhaps poison-tipped lawn darts?

If you insist on sticking with the chainsaw thing, I’d suggest "Stumpy’s Juggling Academy (and croissants)" in Topeka, Kansas. Stumpy can’t really teach by example, or even demonstrate, being armless as well as "ambulatorily challenged". However, he can see pretty well, as long as you’re within about three feet of him, and he’s an absolute whiz at talking you through the process. Oh, and the croissants are excellent.

One tip….when he offers you the insurance after you’ve filled out your next-of-kin information……TAKE IT.

]]> By: p-nut butter princess http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-777 p-nut butter princess Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-777 Leatherface Leatherface

]]> By: Poppies_rule http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-778 Poppies_rule Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-778 Go to your local prosthetic shop and ask the owner if he knows anyone. Go to your local prosthetic shop and ask the owner if he knows anyone.

]]> By: pathfinder http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-779 pathfinder Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-779 Great, if you bring chain saws into court, they will charge you with bring weapons into the court. Great, if you bring chain saws into court, they will charge you with bring weapons into the court.

]]> By: Michael S http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-780 Michael S Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-780 The circus. The circus.

]]> By: babyrawl http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-781 babyrawl Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-781 Come on over...I'll show you. Come on over…I’ll show you.

]]> By: cheeky_delinquent http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-782 cheeky_delinquent Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-782 The Circus of Death training school in transyvania The Circus of Death training school in transyvania

]]> By: Joe M http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-783 Joe M Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-783 funny I was at an armless persons convention last week and I met people looking for students to teach chainsaw juggling too, they expressed sadness it was a lost art funny I was at an armless persons convention last week and I met people looking for students to teach chainsaw juggling too, they expressed sadness it was a lost art

]]> By: Gypsy http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-784 Gypsy Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-784 You should have started schooling a long time ago. Start with balls, then rings, then pins, daggers, and then chain saws. That's the usual order it's learned in. However, if you really feel you want to impress the judge.....you might try being polite and leave the court jester at home. You should have started schooling a long time ago. Start with balls, then rings, then pins, daggers, and then chain saws. That’s the usual order it’s learned in. However, if you really feel you want to impress the judge…..you might try being polite and leave the court jester at home.

]]> By: russ k http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws/comment-page-1#comment-785 russ k Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:20:18 +0000 http://www.chainsawexpress.com/where-can-i-learn-to-juggle-chainsaws#comment-785 I would suggest "Lefty ' s School of Chainsaw Juggling and Blood Bank" I would suggest "Lefty ‘ s School of Chainsaw Juggling and Blood Bank"

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